only my family

the following is an exact transcript of a phone conversation i had today with my dad. none of this is made up.

me: hello?
dad: when are you coming home?
me: i’ll be late.
dad: why?
me: i was in an accident.
dad: oh. [brief silence] make sure you pick up some fried chicken on the way home.

sigh.

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~ by eLeCtRiKbLuEs on August 12, 2005.

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